Salah pergaulan (English version)

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Anny Wan?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Anny Wan!

Operator: You are speaking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan, and I need to talk to Anny Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you wanna speak to anyone! But what's this urgent about?

Caller: Well… Just tell my sister Anny Wan that our brother Noe Wan

was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who is this?

Operator: I’m Saw Lee.

Caller: Yes, you must be sorry! Now where's Anny Wan?!